"Yeah I'm good. No shit, Sherlock. I'm the reason why there's so many adjectives for awesome."
"I'm giving out tickets. Five minute slots to stand next to me. One at a time. Enjoy yourself."
"You speak your mind, I punch your face. I think it's a fair exchange. We'll both be hurting.""You're so generous. Don't you ever stop giving things.... to me. Give me everything."
"It's easy to confuse your ass and your face. They're basically a hole that spews shit."
"Here I am. Perfection on two legs."
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